Wontons for Him

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There are about a hundred activities that are on my list of things to AVOID at ALL COST in Beijing.  Taking a cab is one of them.  I’m from New York, the international training-hub for cab-EQ and I thought I graduated smoothly with only one slip that caught me off-guard somewhere on Christopher Street.  So to say that I have NO tolerance for supposedly my favorite transportation in the world, is saying a lot.  If you think New York cab’s got attitude, how about multiplying that by 10 folds then add these to top the cake:  a) The car is built to be as safe as a tin can.  b) Driver tells you that it’s his second day on the job so that he’s completely CLUELESS on the directions OR how to keep you alive for that matter.  c) A thick stench of body odor permeating throughout and you realized only a short stub of screw is left where the window control used to be.  d) It’s 104 degrees outside but the AC doesn’t work (they never do) PLUS the window STILL doesn’t open and YES of course… odor, while you are being dragged aimlessly around the city in a lovely tin can.  See?

So the other day when I caught a cab without any of the above, I thought Santa came early this X’mas.  Until of course I realized I had instead been hijacked onto a ride with Mr. Let’s-Chatski.  I couldn’t decide which was more “taxing”… the sum of a+b+c+d, OR being forced to make conversations on things I really don’t want to talk about especially with a stranger…?  Things like: where are you from?  “Taiwan”.  Things like: ooh China and Taiwan is just WAAAN big happy family, right?  “Uh… no but do we have a choice?…”  Things like: are you married?  “Yes…”.  Things like: I have a daughter how about you?  “Neeeu…”.  Things like: I’d like her to learn cooking before she marries do you cook?  “Yes…”.  Things like: ooh GOOD WIFE makes dumplings do you make dumplings?  “I haven’t tried…”.  Things like: husband comes home and GOOD WIFE must makes dumpling so husband is happy eh?

OOOKAY, body odor doesn’t smell that bad just about now….

I didn’t love to cook so that some men would love me and I’m definitely not going to be an advocate for this good-wives-can-cook-so-can-you! campaign.  Cooking should always come more as for one’s own enjoyment than for others.  But again, how guilty is it to be “good” as a “wife” to a man who makes you happy, too?  A few days ago I survived the doomsday/dark-ages of internet blackout on my computer that led to two major emotional-meltdowns, all of which so epic that it demands its own post.  Dear Jason were there to hold my hand through the despair and tears, the howling and cursing (mostly at the computer), the slashing and choking (mostly on the old AND new LAN-lines), the anger and resentment (mostly at him) and the self-pity and comfort (mostly for myself).  So as much as I am allergic to the word of “good” and “wife” put together…

… two day after my released from the Mr. Chatski-hijack, I made a batch of these and kept them in the freezer.  Pork wontons.  They are not dumplings.  They are more like the fetus of a dumpling with much thinner wrapping and much tinier filling that comes in different variations from different regions (such as a yellow wrapping with shrimp filling in Hong Kong but over the years I have decided that a white wrapping with pork filling is the only just way).  They wait patiently in the freezer and cook literally under 1 minute whenever needed, taste just as heavenly and wonderful as the name wonton which means “swallow cloud” because they are exactly light and delicate like that.  I made them… because that whole good-wives-make-dumplings talk reminded me how much Jason loves NOT dumplings, but these – his favorite snacks really, that he would happily devour at any given time of the day especially drenched in a flavor-explosive sauce made of garlic, chili oil and vinegar.  So yes, Ms. Hypocritski got caught red-handed.

Servings: approx 108 wontons

* When buying wonton wrappers, choose the white kind instead of the yellow kind.  The white wrappers are thinner and more delicate.

** Salted duck egg can be bought from Asian markets.  And since Asian condiments made from different brands vary in flavors so widely, I thought I would include a link to the exact brands I am using in the ingredient list.  They should be easily found in Asian/Chinese markets.

*** This sauce is my favorite, but by all means come up with your own favorite combination.  Go wild with extra virgin olive oil and shaved parmigiano, then sprinkle with chives.

Ingredients:

  • 1 package of white wonton wrappers * (NOT the yellow/Cantonese/Hong Kong type)
  • 430 g of ground pork (at least 30% fat)
  • 1 salted duck egg
  • 2 tsp of grated ginger
  • 2 tsp of toasted sesame oil
  • 1/4 tsp of dashi granules
  • 1/4 tsp of ground white pepper
  • 3 tsp of corn starch
  • 1/3 tsp of salt
  • 1/2 tsp of soy sauce
  • Sauce to finish: (for a snack size of 8 wontons) ***
    • 1 tbsp of chopped cilantro, or scallions
    • 1/2 clove of grated garlic
    • 2 tbsp of chili oil (I used homemade which I have posted under “condiments”, but store-bought could do as well)
    • 1/2 tbsp of soy sauce (the best you can find)
    • 1/2 tsp of dark Asian vinegar
    • 1/4 tsp of rice vinegar
    • 1/4 tsp of ground white pepper
    • 1/8 tsp of ground sichuan peppercorn
    • 1/8 tsp of dashi granules
    • Little squeeze of lemon juice

Half the duck egg and scoop out everything (egg white + egg yolk) from 1 side, and JUST the yolk on the other.  Add the duck egg, ground pork, grated ginger, sesame oil, dashi granules, ground white pepper, corn starch, salt and soy sauce in a food processor bowl.  Pulse until everything comes together evenly, and that there are NO large chunks of duck egg left in the meat.  Move everything into a bowl and set aside.

Unpack the wonton wrapper and cover with a plastic wrap to prevent drying.  Lightly dust the working surface with flour.

Take 1 sheet of wonton wrapper, then use the back of a small spoon to SMEAR approx 1/2 tsp of filling onto the wrapper.  Dab the filling with a bit of water then pull the wrapper together and PINCH lightly at the middle to close it up.  When you pinch, pause for a few seconds to give the wrapper time to stick to the fillings, but DON’T squeeze too hard or you’ll break the wrapper.  Keep repeating these steps until you have enough wontons to fill a small tray or plate.  Lightly dust the tray/plate with flour and place the wontons on top, then put it into the freezer.  Work your next batch and freeze them on another plate.

By the time you finish with all the wontons, the first tray/plate of wonton in the freezer should be hard enough to be moved into an air-tight bag.  Wait for the rest to harden up (every plate would take approx 20 min), then move them into the air-tight bag.  Keep them in the freezer until needed.

To cook, bring a pot of water to boil with a pinch of salt.  Meanwhile, mix chili oil, soy sauce, dark Asian vinegar, rice vinegar, ground white pepper, ground sichuan peppercorn and dashi granules in a bowl, and set aside.

Slowly drop 8 wontons into the water and give them a little stir to prevent sticking.  Keep the water at simmering and cook until they float to the top of the water, approx 1~2 min.

Remove the wontons with a slotted spoon and add them to the sauce.  Top with chopped cilantro and grated garlic, and a little squeeze of lemon.

Stir it up and SLURP!  They will make you happy, men or women alike…

3 Comments

  • Reply February 23, 2013

    Dih-Lin

    Yo,
    I just wanna say, dope website.

  • Just discovered your blog and have been reading a bunch of your posts and love them all, but this one wins the prize. Since I’m from NYC I was pretty sure that I, too, had cabs down pat, but then I went and moved to Beijing and it just kinda went downhill from there. Not a cab ride would transpire where I did not feel that I had to yell at the driver, either to berate him for taking a job for which he was eminently ill-suited, or for failing to turn on the heat in the dead of winter or the a/c in the height of summer, or for not bathing in the past decade, or for a myriad of other ills. Moving to New Zealand has helped to restore my calm and my doctors tell me that they’ll loosen my straitjacket in just a few more months.

    • Reply February 4, 2014

      Mandy L.

      James, wahahahahahhaaa!! I TOTALLY GET what you’re saying!!! I now own 4 bikes, and that’s how I get around, if I EVER decide to go outside. You enjoy New Zealand. It’s the Shire compare to the MORDOR that I’m still living in!!!

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