HIGHLY ADDICTIVE PARTY CIGARS

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Oh mah God… I haven’t been under so much pressure, yes, since the time when I realized I needed six more credits to graduate college (SIX!  “Professor, your otherwise gross beard appears unexpectedly dashing today”… just kidding)… and it is precisely the reason why, as much as I may seem to be an ideal candidate to host a dinner party, I shouldn’t be allowed to.  At all.  Because my management skills crumble in disarray when I’m cooking more than one thing.  There’s a large number of oysters that I’m pulling all strings to keep alive inside a fridge that lacks everything else to cook them with, and a whole scale-on, bone-in, head-attached sea bass that frankly… I don’t remember inviting to dinner.  On top of which, a 7 pounds limp-neck goose-beast is going to be dropped onto my doorstep like surprise! any minute now… could be like now!  Plus did I mention I’m supposed to make a tart?  That’s it, time for emotional breakdown.

Hey, nobody said my threshold for stress isn’t delicate at best.

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But the most amusing of it all, hilarious really, is that there is no dinner party.  All this.  All this, is to be shared on my imaginary Christmas party (aka exactly one week prior to the actual) with my dearly dearly imaginary friends (aka, you).  Yes.  Picture a sunsetting dinning room with a dwindling X’mas tree at the corner (ok… that’s imaginary, too), and a large wooden table lined with parsley and garlic butter grilled oysters, crispy fried garlic and pan-seared sea bass, five-spiced roasted goose with sticky rice stuffings and goose fat potatoes, plus hot peppercorn peanut brittle as a little party favour… festively displayed for none but just two living human beings, staring helplessly into the void, and two dogs and a friendly ghost who would really like to help but can’t.

But just when I’m about to burst into sympathetic tears, for myself, I recall this could very well be Nigella Lawson’s life as well, and so gave myself a pat on the back.

Oh wait!  How could I forget that there’s more than ALL that on the table.  There’s this!  And you don’t want to miss this.

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Last week during my frantic search for holiday hor d’oeuvres, I stumbled onto a recipe that not only spoke to me on a I’d-eat-that-like-nobody’s-business level, but also came with a cool name.  Spicy lamb cigars in brik pastry.  Ok, I have no intention to imply cigars/smoking being cool.  NO, not cool.  I have never smoked in my life, which I confidently appointed as the sole reason for my social inadequacy (not because I raise uncomfortable topics during conversations, nor because I don’t feel like getting dressed after 8pm, nor because I cuddle with my DVD-player… NOPE).  But that doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate party-lubricants.  So just in time to replaced my ludicrous impulse to own an e-cigarette, here’s a much better kind of cigar to light up any conversation (relax, smokers… these are addictive as well).  For my own convenience sake, I swapped the less common brik pastry (kinda like phyllo dough?) with rolled-out paper-thin wonton wrappers, and added a cooling yogurt dip to the party.  And best of all, the fact that there’s a pre-made batch kept perfectly frozen, ready for any last-minute call, slightly eases my imaginary dinner party anxiety…

Wait, no.  Oh mah God… did you hear that?  Shit.  The goose-beast is here…

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Makes: approximately 35 cigars

Believe it or not, regular wonton wrapper isn’t thin enough for what we are doing here, so we are gonna roll it out even further.  But not all wonton wrappers are made the same.  When shopping for it, always choose the white kind (instead of the yellow kind that’s used for dim-sum shuimai) that is super thin and preferably made fresh.  If you can only find packaged wonton wrappers in the supermarket, cover it with a lightly dampen towel for 5 minutes before using, because the wrappers will need a bit of moisture to be rolled out.

If you (or your guests) aren’t lamb-people, you can substitute it with ground chicken or beef.  Use 2 tsp of curry powder instead of 1 1/2 tsp of ground cumin.  The best about this recipe is that it’s infinitely adaptable, and they keep super well in the freezer for whenever needed.

Ingredients:  loosely based on Gourmet Traveller

  • 35 ~ 40 sheets of white wonton wrappers
  • 1 egg wash
  • Flour for dusting
  • 4 ~ 5 tbsp of vegetable oil for pan-frying
  • Spicy lamb filling:
    • 2 tbsp of unsalted butter + 1 tbsp of olive oil
    • 1/2 of an onion, finely diced
    • 5 cloves of garlic, minced
    • 2 tbsp of grated ginger
    • 1 1/2 tsp of ground cumin
    • 1 1/2 tsp of ground allspice
    • 1 tsp of ground coriander
    • 1/2 tsp of ground cinnamon
    • 1 tsp of chili flakes
    • 2 tbsp of chopped cilantro (or parsley if preferred)
    • 17.6 oz (500 grams) of ground lamb
    • 1 1/2 tbsp of cornstarch
    • 1 tsp of salt
    • 1/4 tsp of ground white pepper, and ground black pepper each
  • Cooling yogurt sauce:
    • 1/3 cup (85 grams) of plain yogurt
    • 3 tbsp (45 grams) of creme fraiche (or sour cream)
    • 2 tbsp (33 grams) of tahini sauce
    • 2 cloves of garlic, grated
    • 1/2 tsp of freshly ground black pepper
    • 1/4 tsp of salt to taste

To make the cooling yogurt sauce:  Evenly whisk plain yogurt, creme fraiche, tahini sauce, grated garlic, ground black pepper and salt together.  Refrigerate for at least 1 hour (or until needed) for the flavors to come together.

To make the spicy lamb filling:  Heat up 2 tbsp of unsalted butter + 1 tbsp of olive oil in a skillet over medium-high heat, then add the finely diced onion and 1/2 tsp of salt and cook until the onions are soft and lightly browned on the edges.  Add the minced garlic, grated ginger and cook until fragrant, then add the ground cumin, ground allspice, ground coriander, ground cinnamon, chili flakes and chopped cilantro.  Cook for 1 min, turn off the heat and let the mixture cool slightly.

Add the onion mixture into a large bowl with ground lamb, cornstarch, another 1/2 tsp of salt, ground white pepper and black pepper.  Mix just until combined and set aside.

To make the lamb cigars:  Beat 1 egg with 1 tbsp of water to make egg wash.  Lightly dust the working surface with flours.  Take 1 wonton wrapper and roll it so it expands at least 1/3 more in size.  The wrapper should be extremely thin that you could see your fingers when lifting it off the surface.  Smear approx 1 1/2 tsp of the lamb filling across the center of the wrapper, leaving about 1/2″ (1.5 cm) of space along the edges.  Roll 1 corner of the wrapper towards the center and stop at 1/3 of the way, lightly brush the remaining edges with egg wash, tuck the 2 side-corners in then finish rolling the wrapper into a cigar.  Dust with a bit more flour and set side.

Repeat until you have about 15 cigars.  Arrange the cigars on a floured plate without them touching each other, and leave it in the freezer to harden.  As the first batch is freezing, finish making the rest of the cigars and freeze with the same instructions.  Once the cigars have harden, transfer into a zip-lock bag and keep frozen until needed.

To pan-fry the cigars:  Add enough vegetable oil into a large, FLAT skillet until it reaches about 1/4″ deep.  Heat up the oil on medium-high heat, then arrange the cigars in the skillet to LOOSELY FIT as many as you can.  Fry the cigars, turning them frequently as you go, until golden browned and crispy on all sides.  Serve with the cooling yogurt sauce.

If you want to cook the cigars slightly earlier than needed, they can be re-heated and crisped up again in a 400ºF/200ºC oven.

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16 Comments

  • Reply December 13, 2013

    Sans

    Wow, I never thought that wonton wrapper isn’t thin enough. We eat that cigar with meatball soup in my place, it adds very nice crunch to the soup. Anyway, can’t wait for the imaginary party…^^

  • Reply December 13, 2013

    Belinda@themoonblushbaker

    For the crispy prefect I like the egg ones but I guess they would taste too much like friend pasta sticks here. Haha if it werent for all the commercialism you would think Christmas did not occur in house.

    Not a bauble about, not even a gingerbread house. I think I would rather imagine my Christmas with food like you, invite me please!.

    • Reply December 13, 2013

      Mandy L.

      Belinda, you will be in charge of cake. Two cakes in fact. Three tiers. Yes.

  • Reply December 13, 2013

    Snuggletooth

    These look great, but I’m actually looking forward very much to your christmas dinner party! It sounds amazing already from your hints. I’m taking my hongkongese boyfriend home for christmas to my german family and yours is exactly the food we’d both enjoy. But I know better than to try and tell my family to lay off the weird tradional garlic soup and herring salad, sheesh! :D

    have a great imaginary party, I’m guessing a lot of us will be imaginary dinner guests!

    • Reply December 13, 2013

      Mandy L.

      Snuggle tooth, please, come. There are like… 12 empty seats left…

  • Reply December 15, 2013

    Sarah & Arkadi

    So yummy looking!

  • Reply December 15, 2013

    Terianne Lopez

    Please add me to your mailing list. Thank you!

  • Reply December 16, 2013

    suja md

    Wow!! few things I love from this blog, number 1. your writing style, 2. the layout 3. the recipe, photograph…on and on and on…love everything!! keep up the good work dear!!

  • Reply December 16, 2013

    Laurie

    I’m booking my flight – can I brings my pups?

    • Reply December 16, 2013

      Mandy L.

      Laurie, are you kidding?! Your pups will be super psyched about what I’m going to post in a few days…!!

  • Reply December 17, 2013

    Laurie

    Hey Mandy – forgot to tell you I have a recurring nightmare about being in college and realizing I haven’t attended classes for most of the semester and I’m supposed to graduate in a few weeks! I can imagine the horror of your reality!

    The cigars sound lovely. I always invite a friend for help with these kinds of things – assembly line is so much easier with assistance.

    I haven’t done a single thing for Christmas, yet. I’m hoping Summer is coming soon as I crunch through the frozen snow to the chicken coop. God, I hate Winter!

  • Reply January 29, 2014

    maya

    is it a crime to admit that although i live in the middle east i’ve never actually made these? well, not anymore – as i just did tonight and they’re super awesome. since brik pastry is common here (as opposed to wonton wrappers.. arggg), i used that, and swapped out beef for lamb, omitting the ginger as well. SO SO good. i ended up eating the entire batch myself. guilty as charged.

    • Reply January 29, 2014

      Mandy L.

      Maya, I would love to try these with brik pastry as it was originally suggested!

  • Reply February 15, 2014

    Michael S.

    I took these to a party during the holidays. To say that they were a hit would be an understatement. It was kind of like watching a rabid pack of wild dog tear apart a Impala. Everybody wanted the recipe so I emailed them your site. I for one will be looking forward to trying more from you. Thank for entertaining and feeding me.

  • Reply March 7, 2014

    Tammy Renea

    These look absolutely amazing! I’ll be making them this weekend.

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